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Sunday, December 31, 2023

 
Quick Whiskey Primer
 I want to give my take on whiskey for a moment. It’s not a professional or scholarly take and aside from imbibing I’ve maybe read about a book and a half of published pieces on the topic of whiskey. 

But here is my take - 

I'm an Irish Whiskey drinker by heart. Why? It's simple and straight forward. It's not too sugary or too peaty which I find in Bourbon and Scotch. And it's not complicated on price. There are tiers to Irish Whiskey and the taste usually goes dryer as the price goes up. 

First tier -
Jameson
Tullymore Dew
Powers
Red Breast
Green Spot

Second Tier
Rarer version and 12yr + on the above

Top Tier 
Midleton and Jameson Reserve - 30 year plus ages. 

Scotch to me is interesting but I'll be honest it makes me a little queasy aside from the one or two at a dinner. The range there is from Dalwhinnie (light) to Lephroic (heavy) and everything in between. A normal sctoch drinker would most likely enjoy any Glen(fill in the blank) 12 year old or better. The tastes there vary but not too much. 

Bourbon and Rye are not things I enjoy. I hate the taste of sugar or syrup in drinks. 

There's my crummy primer.  



Friday, December 29, 2023

 
Mad Max 1979

 early Mel Gibson dynasty - Australian - like really Australian - semi post apocalyptic world with another righteous serious yet immature main character in mad max - 


Word play with it:

Corruption 

Greed

Sadness - deep sadness 

Sunset / sunrise 

Human scum 

Influential and aspiring cinema (lots of modern characters - especially villains - look exactly like these guys… down to the facial hair - sick boy from Trainspotting as an example)

Lots of good shots from below on the street that are super sexy - I don’t know how they’re sexy but lots of butt shots and chest and really full light around white and orange yellow and red 

They also light according to character - duality - darkness - and innocence 

The male eye makeup budget in this set was high - real high 

The homo erotic tones of the psychotic are really really gripping and smart. The road gang psychos are either hypersexed machismo - or calculated homosexual killers. Very very well done. The vapid response to societal norms is smartly executed through these villain themes. 

The music budget or talent is lacking obviously - bassoons - bad guy music - tv music - perry mason stuff 

but the sound is great and probably even better in the theaters - the dogs - the car, the tires are loud but they're heavy and hearty - not shrill and pitched.

A lot of nods to clockwork orange with the gangs behavior as well - against ultra aggressive or feminine and calm… Like Alex vs Dim. 

The “ultra violence” is very horror movie nod which really removes this movie from any one genre to be honest. Its not easy rider - it’s not clockwork orange - and it’s not the warriors and it’s not night of the living dead - but it is a piece of all those.. Miller did a great job paying homage and tipping a cap but also adding to the legends of those movies by almost continuing their work. He slots in his own stall with mad max while pushing it further somehow. I don’t know how specifically but in this movie is a discovery apart from those others. I’m gonna try to find it - maybe it’s the cars. Or the road gang psychosis (but warriors and Cwo had those in their groups). Maybe it’s the normalization of this future society with people being normal but criminal zombie happening all around them. The childlike psychotic is really good  - I am definitely going to rewatch this whole series. 

This is like going to a restaurant and discovering a food you never get a chance to eat but had it once or something similar and it’s so exciting to go down the rabbit hole with it. Mad Max is definitely that. 

This movie inspired - blade runner, gangs of New York, seven, saw, so much… this is a cornerstone movie of cinema in my opinion. Sadly I think the genre died shortly after but the influence lived on in our fringe culture best directors worlds. 

It was inspired by:  clockwork orange, night of the living dead, two lane blacktop, Ben hur, the warriors, French connection, Texas chainsaw massacre, and even easy rider and Star Wars a little (bar scene where a woman sings). But also the image of a man and his dog was  first here - and the dog is a blue healer - the so called smartest dog in the world.

It even does a good job of making Australia so contrary beautiful to the characters - and australian people dutiful and peaceful. 

Another hat tip to the post apocalyptic world being similar to our own - but with psycho zombies in it now - the saved - the transcendent - that know nothing matters. But then… they do show fear when they kill their own 


Mel Gibsons acting is ya know - whatever - he has a moment or two but obviously still very green or poorly directed or corny on purpose - sometimes it’s hard to tell in these movies. Finding out what’s tongue in cheek campy and what’s just bad or underdeveloped - I’m not cool enough or smart enough yet to figure that out every time. His monologue on his dead friend is terrrrrrrrible. This makes him more movie star than actor but… it ain’t bad bad. 

Rating 8.3/10 - this movie gets a lot of hate but it’s so terribly corny in it’s universe and genra that inspired a generation of film makers) think of all the influence this move had / from escape from New York , to heavy metal fashion, to saw and everything David fincher has ever done. Tarentino took a lot from this movie too - especially the bathroom scuzzy conversation scenes. For those reasons alone I’ll overlook how goddamn Australian movie this is and give it - solid rating.




Thursday, December 28, 2023

 
Day 24

 I was thankful today to spend the day with my children.



 
The Great Escape - 1963

 Peak McQueen - and James Coburn who I always thought was lame - along with Charlie Bronson once again playing an Indian. Let’s see what we have here -

The music is perfect out of the gate making the POW nazi camp much more upbeat and interesting than let’s say the normal nazi camp might be *need to actually research whether nazis were this professional with their pows. —- not too much detail from a quick search but I’ll be following up on this for the Geneva convention aspect. 

Regal to open - and ya know… oddly too nice. Like Home Alone nice.

I like the premise of the movie that these dudes got captured on purpose to break out of camps and pester nazis. 

Costume designer is weak sauce on this - everything looks brand new. 

McQueen is never happy and never angry - he’s always melancholy like cool hand luke or the hustler - his archetype is so likable. 

This opening sequence is pretty lame - very bridge over River Kwai without the edge to it - this much have been a blockbuster nonsense film - this is like oceans eleven. I chose poorly here - I’m gonna ride it out once again because if mcqueen and Bronson but - man - this is goofy lame. 

The amount of homoeroticsm is absurdly high - mostly because of the British and soft ass James garner 


Rating 7/10 - I need to get harsher on my ratings - but this is like Kelly’s heroes lame - it’s fine - but there’s no drama 




Tuesday, December 26, 2023

 
Hunter -1980

 Steve McQueen saves the movie w his stoic kindness 

A nice contradiction between cultures and Steve McQueen as the go between is pretty dead on. 

Lamas and cultural exception and commune living - mixed with fairness seen through a conservative biblical eye - no racism but hates evil. Eye for an eye but New Testament. 

Music is poor - it echoes early romance music from 20 years prior - maybe that’s on purpose but it missed the mark for me.


Shots are ok - nothing noticeable for me - maybe some aerial stuff that at the time would have been hard to do. Action shots w McQueen are good for the time period w no backdrops or anything. McQueen on the a train shot was ballsy.

3 chase scenes was too much for a movie w such depth and promise. The chase scenes are what ruin the movie for me - I think the characters have depth and the story has intrigue - but man - 15 minute chase scenes w no dialogue. I would imagine that’s what McQueen and company had to give away to get the film made. Otherwise it’s a deep think snore that feels like a tv show with its repetitive scenes and linear plot line. 


Buzz Kulik directed it and it looks like he wasn’t able to break from his common format of tv movie - even the credits feel like a tv movie. 

Overall - McQueen is great as this character - he may be one of the best lovable tough guys ever - at 8/10 *see who created that archetype 

Movie - 6.5/10 out of pity because this is a true story - you could tell the writers gave it real heart at some point and then some ass clown wanted to make bullitt 2 - and f that guy. 

Bonus - this was mcqueens last film. He died pretty young of cancer. I should read more about him - he seems very interesting and I love his “cameo” in once upon in time in Hollywood - Daniel Craig playing him was solid. 


 
Day 21
 I’m thankful for good morning and I love you.
I’ve been more than thankful long before and long after
Life altering magic mixed with reaffirming sound.

 
Crazy dream
 I’ll it’s give this a while w bulls points 

Was hitting behind big papi 
Brooksie looks to me but I leave on a lie
I come back he’s thee were losing he needs me
Calls me on lie
Kicks me off team
I become a decorator 
And see 2 men kissing that are Chuck Lindell and Tom cruse 
and Tom wants me to work on his next movie after I coined the  phrase MI 2.5 staying alive


Anyway nothing profound just a really intense dream I have no one to laugh w about. Oh well - I’ll put em here. 



Monday, December 25, 2023

 
Exhilaration
 You have this idea 
That your
Body is all that matters -
Your smile
Your personality
You.
The nightmare is realizing
The next person
Will yield 
The same level
Of new exhilaration
Getting to know what
You don’t.
Until it’s not new
But old
Which is what always happens
Then nostalgia 
Then new
Repeat 

 
Day 20
 Today I’m thankful for living in the moment and being kind to myself. That was advice given to me. I’m thankful for that, 



Friday, December 22, 2023

 
Best quality
 After 25 years of friendship I asked someone “what do you think makes me a good person that you would want to be friends with” and they said “you’re a good dad” - they’ve never met my kids. 

Thats all I needed to know today about how naive I am about people I know. 

 
Day 17

 Thankful for more Everyday.  Ella goes riding today - see my mom - see old friends - watch lacrosse - keep working and moving 




Wednesday, December 20, 2023

 
Day 15

 Today I am thankful for health. I woke up this morning feeling 100x better than yesterday - although the fever and ache ahs subsided the cough remains. But the cough does not limit my ability to be in the now of life. I plan to attack today with vigor and ability. And I get to see Jedd for a bit. 




Monday, December 18, 2023

 
Day 14

 Today I am thankful for Piper the most. What a wonderful opportunity a child is for anyone - a chance to hold and teach. She takes to all things shown to her like a fish to water. Take more time with her - teach her and love her. 




Friday, December 15, 2023

 
Day 11

 Today I’m thankful for decorating the tree with my lids - getting my car fixed up - seeing my mom - and taking Alice for a long walk. Simple. 




Thursday, December 14, 2023

 
Day 10

 I’m not thankful for much.

I’m warm and can take care of my six daughter. 

Other than that I’m failing. Tomorrow will be better - I just need to cut people out of my efforts. 


 
People
…You spend time with
All the sudden
Cut you off -
Makes you realize,
You never mattered,
And shouldn’t have tried,
Or opened up,
In any way.
Keep to yourself- 
People are fake.
It’s sadly pathetically shocking to spend
Time
With someone 
And be stupid enough 
To care
Only to then be left.
Next time - 
Read the room better 
You fat old loud mouth.
Every person you know has things to say about you or think about you behind your back - ignore them and ignore their idea of friendship. 
Move.
Away.
From shallow people. 



Tuesday, December 12, 2023

 
Poor or Changed
“ No one knows
Their neighbor 
Any more”
Is something a poor
Person would say
And know to be 
True under the sad 
Weight of his
Evolution.
Adjusted Americans 
Lovers
Fighters 
Makers -
They know their neighbor.
You poor,
Man 

 
Day 8

 I’m thankful for Ella today. She’s signing a solo tonight in her recital. She works harder than she lets on and has deep sense of compassion and love. She’s a wonderful daughter. 




Sunday, December 10, 2023

 
Quick slogan

 Bright but not contemplative 


 
Day 6

 Heading to the ravens game today w ella and piper. Went for my first ever morning run with wells. He ran on his toes and spit a lot - but he had a great attitude. I’m glad proud of us today. 




Saturday, December 09, 2023

 
Day 5
 I’m grateful today to practice with my kids outside - and I love having Alice stay with me. I’m thankful for the meal we’ll make today and the time we’ll spend together. 

 
Seriously
 I think I could have made a small run at fame w my sayings, analogies, metaphors etc… 

For real 



Friday, December 08, 2023

 
Day 4
 Grateful for pictures of my kids that they love. I feel great this morning on my way to work. I’m happy to have the opportunity to have a great day. I’m excited to the joy of watching my kids get a tree and put up lights tonight. 



Wednesday, December 06, 2023

 
Day 2

 Thankful for friends that never forgot what there was. I’m thankful to know the difference between love and like and infatuation and I’m thankful that I did good work yesterday. Today will be a great day full of more the same. I am thankful for hope and pain to let you know that you matter somewhere. 




Tuesday, December 05, 2023

 
Day 1
Its a new day already. Dinner with friends. Full day of work. A couple interviews and some solid progress ahead. I am thankful for my health and opportunity today. I will make today a positive one. Let’s reinvent once again to be what we’re supposed to be. 



Monday, December 04, 2023

 
The worst part
 I’m gonna live the rest of my days 
With no one that ever
Loved me enough 
To actually love me
And a failure of acid so 
Hot in my mouth
That it’s going to make 
Me wild
and that is the worst
Feeling I’ve ever had


 
Quick reminder
Looking through
Someone’s life
Its humbling 
To see how
Little 
You ever mattered
And how insecure
And egotistical 
You are


 
True Love
 … can live in any eyes,
And I’ve been proven wrong.
Myself to my own;
And someone to me.
But with me to them
There’s no limit 
To the only truth I will ever know.
One head on one shoulder
Is worth a lifetime 
Of any passion.
I’ll be small.
I’ll be humble.
I won’t miss anything ever again. 




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Pandora Song List
Amazon Wish List
Reading
Revolutionary Wealth - Tofflers
Brian Jones

Things Making Me Smile
The City
Newness
Listening - [out of 5]
Benjy Ferree - 4.8
The Thermals 3.1
David Gray 3.8

Quote(S)
Like the guy with the beard? YES - like the guy with the beers. What? Yep

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Cross Street Market
Hull Street
Joun Gak
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No Way Jose
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The time I almost killed a child
July 4th in Korea
Excerpts from Demian
Why I screen phone calls
Bret's Death Metal Report
A conversation at a cocktail party
A conversation at breakfast
So you think you are a Baltimorian
A conversation about a girl singer
Observations from a bar
Observations of strippers
Tech Language
Why I love Oasis
I would go to war
"You Son of a Bitch" An Open Letter to Tom Friend
Dance to Your Ocean
Dream Ranch
When men become pussies
Jason Whitlock is a racist propaganda promoter
Pitchfork takes music snobbery to new level
The Cosmic Clash of the Red Sox and Cubs
The Hatred that is Runts Candy
Starting corporate line-up
Google Bio
Do you know me? List 1 / List 2 / List 3
The Night I Burned Philly Down
So You Want to be a Booze Hound
She Said it was Free
Funniest Corporate Story Ever
Striped Shirts and the Fucks that Wear Them
Death Peddle
NEW!!!
Pieces of Morning
Oasis Album Revew
The Art of Tipping
Starting Fires With Grass Stains
Bret's Federal Hill Food Review
Sexcapades and your Picture on the Internet
Stupid Secrets
Stupid Secrets the Return


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